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When Life Throws_____at you, What do you do___. when your at a_____your child goes_____.your at the store to buy____and you forget your_____in the truck.....

or come up with your own i want to see how many can make funny ones ...... i need a laugh

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Mamaof2010

Asked by Mamaof2010 at 9:34 PM on Apr. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • When Life Throws___LEMONS__at you, What do you do__FIND SOME VODKA TO ADD THEM TO !_.
    when your at a__BANK___your child goes___INTO FULL TANTRUM (USED TO DO IT EVERY TIME) __.
    your at the store to buy_PAINT___and you forget your__SAMPLE___in the truck..... - OK LAME NOT FUNNY BUT I DID IT SO IT CAME TO MIND
    goaliemom93

    Answer by goaliemom93 at 9:38 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Fill in all the blanks with Sh$#! LOL!
    mamaada

    Answer by mamaada at 9:38 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • When Life Throws BANANAS at you, What do you do WHEN THEY SPLIT. when your at a CHURCH SERVICE your child goes PSYCHO. your at the store to buy SOME NACHO CHEESE, ICE CREAM, AND CHOCOLATE and you forget your FOODSTAMP CARD in the truck.....
    LMAO.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:42 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • When life throws Llamas at you, what do you do? Saddle that bastard and ride him till he runs out of spit!

    When you're at a Rodeo and your child goes poop on the cow-pokes.

    You're at a store to buy stirrups and you forget your boots in the truck. Gotta fit the boot to the stirrup cuz the doctor gets pissed when you fall off in his lap.
    PaceMyself

    Answer by PaceMyself at 9:43 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • When Life Throws bird poop at you, What do you do,except wipe it off. when your at a Wal-mart your child goes"OMG mom you farted stinky"!.Your at the store to buy condomsand you forget you penis in the truck.....


    Sorry, this was so random...


     

    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 9:52 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • When Life Throws___tomatoes__at you, What do you do_throw them back__. when your at a__concert___your child goes__poop everywhere___.your at the store to buy_new clothes___and you forget your__keys___in the truck.....

    DH-------When Life Throws___lemons__at you, What do you do__make sh** salad_. when your at a__computer___your child goes__ape sh** crazy___.your at the store to buy_a porno mag___and you forget your__condom___in the truck.....
    serioussifL

    Answer by serioussifL at 9:53 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • When your life throws__Peaches_at you,you wll clean them. when you at a pizza place you child goes into piggy mode..your at the store and your dh pants fall..and you forget your belt in the truck
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:08 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Vaginas
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:10 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • poop!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:14 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

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