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I Know That It Is Only Tuesday, But.........

I need a pick me up. The weather is so dreary here. Does anybody have any really funny jokes?

 
BrandonsMom1000

Asked by BrandonsMom1000 at 3:57 PM on Apr. 14, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little Old ladies sitting in a used car.
    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car Were they trying to steal it?
    'Heavens no, we bought it.'
    'Then why don't you drive it away.'
    We can't drive.'
    Then why did you buy it?'
    'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
    HottMamaRossx2

    Answer by HottMamaRossx2 at 4:23 PM on Apr. 14, 2009

  • Here's 2 of my favorite:

    Why did the gum cross the road?

    It was stuck to the chicken's foot!




    What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

    Nothing, they're stuck up bitches
    ABPeterson

    Answer by ABPeterson at 4:01 PM on Apr. 14, 2009

  • HAAAA HAAAA!
    BrandonsMom1000

    Answer by BrandonsMom1000 at 4:07 PM on Apr. 14, 2009

  • Good One
    BrandonsMom1000

    Answer by BrandonsMom1000 at 4:33 PM on Apr. 14, 2009