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Have you heard this creepy nursery rhyme?

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)
would you ever tell that to your kids?!! My dad told me that when I was little and it scared the crap out of me.

 
Alysia_Moore

Asked by Alysia_Moore at 10:15 PM on Apr. 15, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (41)
  • Ooh, I just heard that in the movie "The Haunting in Connecticut" that's in theaters now. I had never heard it before that, though. I love that creepy stuff! Very "goth!"
    jeninawe

    Answer by jeninawe at 12:37 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • omg creepy would never tell my kids that one unless i wanted a sleepness night lol. thats messed up..
    tabbys4

    Answer by tabbys4 at 10:18 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • Ewww! That is creepy! Never heard it before and would never tell it to my kids.
    BlessedMommy64

    Answer by BlessedMommy64 at 10:21 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • Nope life is scary enough without adding this kind of shit to it lol
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 10:24 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • How odd. Why did your dad tell you that? That is just creepy.
    teafan

    Answer by teafan at 10:24 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • That is creepy.

    My mom used to sing this song to us:

    The worms crawl in
    the worms crawl out
    the ants play pinochle on your snout
    Your brain turn a moldy green
    and pus pour out shaving cream
    spread in on some moldy bread
    and that's what you eat
    when you are dead

    I may have gotten some of it wrong.
    beckcorc

    Answer by beckcorc at 10:24 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • how about this one bicycle pete bicycle pete who is going to wash your dirty feet
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:28 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • The Brothers Grim's early years. lol
    tigerlily721

    Answer by tigerlily721 at 10:32 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • I think I've heard portions of it...it sounds familiar. A little morbid, but I can see my child saying things like "you don't shoot with a sword...you stab someone with it". Yeah. I know. School is WONDERFUL for educating them! lol
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 10:32 PM on Apr. 15, 2009

  • I heard a different and shorter variation of that from the old lady my genetic father was married to:
    One bright day in the middle of the night
    Two dead men got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other.

    I told her sarcastically it was so funny I couldn't even laugh. Funny thing is, I still remember the dumb thing.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:34 PM on Apr. 15, 2009