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wheres my anon? if you dont laugh at this you have serious problems

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, fella?" asks the cop.

"Yes! Somebody stole my car!" Tom replies.

The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key!" Tom replies.

At this point, the cop looks down and sees Tom's penis hanging out of his trousers. So he asks Tom, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"

Tom looks down sadly and moans, "Oh God.... they got my girlfriend too!"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 10:21 AM on Apr. 16, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • lol...I think it's funny
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 10:36 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • nope, still not funny
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:22 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • RIP TOM!!!! ..lol..
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:23 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • I guess I have serious problems...
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:24 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • I think your anon that you are looking for needs to get laid..
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:25 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • I think it is funny!
    Marwill

    Answer by Marwill at 10:28 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • yea anon who lit the fuse on your tampon today. you know you laughed i dont care what you say
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:30 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • its funny
    angel_megan

    Answer by angel_megan at 10:31 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • at first it's dumb....then the more I think about it the more a can't help but to laugh....
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:36 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • laughing

    dee778

    Answer by dee778 at 10:37 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

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