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i've got some holy water for someone. who could it be?

Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, "I robbed a bank. " The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven. The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him, "And what sin have you committed?" The third man replies, "I pissed in the holy water"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 10:51 AM on Apr. 16, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • LOL. I just checked the Religion and Beliefs section, so I needed that break from all the catting.
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 11:32 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • Ewww lol that's funny

    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 10:53 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • LOL! Great joke! Thank you! You always cheer me up!
    Lindalu2

    Answer by Lindalu2 at 10:53 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • peek a boo!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:54 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • AAARRRGHHHH That's so gross. lol
    BooBear666

    Answer by BooBear666 at 10:59 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • After visiting religious forums this morning, thanks, I needed that.
    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 11:03 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • Was not expecting that. lol
    Dayija

    Answer by Dayija at 11:05 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • LOL very funny
    Vanessannd

    Answer by Vanessannd at 11:12 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • ewe, a priest would have someone drink holy water when everyone sticks their hands in there (and goodness knows what else)? Even without the pee that's just nasty and makes me glad I'm a protestant!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:13 AM on Apr. 16, 2009

  • Hahaha! That was funny, wasn't expecting that one.
    dawn_misayo

    Answer by dawn_misayo at 11:14 AM on Apr. 16, 2009