Thought I would share the one I got this morning since we are in a sharing mood toaday, has anyone heard this yet?
Wife gets out of bed and notices that her husband is not laying next to her, she gets up and finds him downstairs drinking coffee, and upon closer inspection, crying.
SHe naturally is concerned and asks her husband what is wrong. He answers "well, do you remember when you were 16 and your dad found us having sex in my car in your driveway?"
She answers, "yes"
"Well," says her husband, " do you remember when he shoved that gun in my face and told me I had 2 options, either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison?"
"well, yes" replies the wife, still baffled at why he is crying...
Her husband looks up with another tear rolling down his cheek, and answers, "I would have gotten out today"
Asked by Anonymous at 10:46 AM on Apr. 20, 2009 in Just for Fun
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