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seems like some people missed me huh?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.

The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.

On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 11:00 AM on Apr. 20, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • That's funny. lol. And yes, you have been missed...just so you know I only read your jokes! lol.
    mamaada

    Answer by mamaada at 11:04 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • Nope, we didn't miss you.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:03 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • Yes I've missed you :)
    amy31308

    Answer by amy31308 at 11:05 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • LOVE UR JOKES TOO!!!!!
    COOKY81

    Answer by COOKY81 at 11:05 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • Hey Anon, sounds like your having a bad day. lol.
    mamaada

    Answer by mamaada at 11:05 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • LOL that's funny.... When I read the car door part I even thought WTC Why a car door?? Haha I love those type of jokes
    theheartbaby

    Answer by theheartbaby at 11:05 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • anon is crankyyy =P
    MissKellee

    Answer by MissKellee at 11:06 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • Hehehe that joke was funny! Nice to meet you Jodi!
    littllea

    Answer by littllea at 11:07 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • hey guys i missed you all too especially you amy and nice to meet you too littllea
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:15 AM on Apr. 20, 2009

  • I laughed loudly at this one and shared it with my daughter, who has a bit of Irish in her from her bio father (poor thing).
    When I finished she said, "That's an old dumb blonde joke!"
    LOL....I still had a good laugh! Keep 'em coming sweetie.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 11:33 AM on Apr. 20, 2009