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Time for a joke????

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
breasts.

Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months and she grew terrific D-cup
boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
closed her eyes and said,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh, are you a patient of
Dr. Smith's?'

'Yes I am.. how did you know?'


He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:58 PM on Apr. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • How funny you made my day!!
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 5:05 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • rofl my word, thanks!
    AmandaH321

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 5:01 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • LMAO LOVE IT .....I SO NEEDED A JOKE TODAY !

    ELIZABETHSMO902

    Answer by ELIZABETHSMO902 at 5:01 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • O man!
    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 5:02 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • hehe - I would wink back at him.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:02 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • ..LMAO.. As you can see i was having a boring day had to spice it up!!!
    semiwife

    Answer by semiwife at 5:05 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • laughing

    Sue41

    Answer by Sue41 at 5:07 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • you rockhave a nice weekendbig smile miniThat was cute. Jodi205 Is that you???...lol

    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 5:16 PM on Apr. 24, 2009

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    momofonewntmore

    Answer by momofonewntmore at 6:10 PM on Apr. 24, 2009