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Farts

How smelly are your farts or is it true your shit really don't stink!!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:33 AM on Apr. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • THEY BE BAD sometimes

    and sometimes

    they arent
    HunnysFarAway

    Answer by HunnysFarAway at 12:35 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • My "roast farts" are famous in two states.
    MythicMMM

    Answer by MythicMMM at 12:36 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • To be honest, my farts don't usually smell. It's so weird...even my fiance can't believe it because literally EVERY fart of his will clear a room. It usually depends on what I've eaten but honestly 90% of the time my farts don't smell. My dad is the same way. His are just loud. However my mom on the other hand...oh lord.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:36 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • Depends on what I ate. Too much meat, dairy and eggs can really make for a horrid smell!!
    MamaChamp

    Answer by MamaChamp at 12:39 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • I'll run ya out the room,car or where ever I maybe I tell my family sucks to be u this is a funny question made me laugh
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:40 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • Mine rarely smell too. I know my shit stinks though.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:40 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • depends on what i have eaten but here lately i have just been so bloated that its just air haha and doesn't really have a smell but they are loud.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:48 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • My husband says if i were in a room with 1000 other farting women, and he were blinfolded, he'd be able to find me...they're that bad.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:49 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • hahaha wow 12:49 yeah my husband says the same thing sometimes. he actually went and slept on the couch one night
    bare121807

    Answer by bare121807 at 12:50 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

  • hahaha wow 12:49 yeah my husband says the same thing sometimes. he actually went and slept on the couch one night


    LOL...i"m anon 12:49.....HAHAHA...my husband makes me light candles sometimes because of it. He has never slept on the couch tho (but I imagine if our couch was more comfortable, he might). He will cover his drink if I fart and he's got water on the bedside table, cause he says that fart particles might get in it. I used to think he was just joking, but sometimes, I think he might be seriously worried about it. LOL.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:59 AM on Apr. 25, 2009

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