Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

religion humor?

Johny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him playing church with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and was preaching to him. She smiled and went about her business. A while later she heard a loud meowing and hissing and went to see what was wrong. She saw Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, johnny stop that! The cat is afraid of water. Johnny looked up and said he should have thought about that before he joined my church.
~*~*this is a joke, if your panties get in a wad do not respond. Take a laxaitive~*~

Answer Question

Asked by Anonymous at 3:11 PM on Apr. 26, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

Answers (10)
  • Funny.

    Answer by brailynsmama08 at 3:13 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • Seems to reflect some actual beliefs out there. LOL

    Answer by BlueSaphire at 3:16 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • Check out flying spaghetti monster group if you love religious humor

    Answer by writeon at 3:28 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • lol
    i loved the one about the Jewish boy who went to Catholic school...

    Answer by bandgeek521 at 3:49 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • that is a good one

    Answer by mamak57 at 5:47 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • its actually funny! lol..makes you think, too, about how many people join groups/organizations/political parties/churchs without fully investigating what their intentions/missions/beliefs/etc are all about...too bad people don't have nine lives in which to undo their mistakes! (hmmm..i think this may be what ihartu was trying to say in an earlier post....)

    Answer by thehairnazi at 6:11 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • haha nice! i love religious jokes.

    Answer by okmanders at 6:25 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • I love religous joke when they are in good taste. This one is funny.

    Answer by etsmom at 6:41 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • I thought it was cute. My dd plays "church" all the time!!! Luckily she leaves my cat alone. LOL.

    Answer by Cinnamon-mom at 7:03 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

  • I like a little church humor.

    Answer by RidingPink at 10:38 PM on Apr. 26, 2009

Join CafeMom now to contribute your answer and become part of our community. It's free and takes just a minute.