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Game!!!! what is your new name???

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
Determine your New first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dink y
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = b atty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 10:02 AM on Apr. 27, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (52)
  • 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    A = butt
    B = boob
    C = face
    D = nose
    E = humpG = pants
    H = shorts
    I = lips
    J = honker
    K = head
    L = tush
    M = chunks
    N = dunkin
    O = brains
    P = biscuits
    Q = toes
    R = doodle
    S = fanny
    T = sniffer
    U = sprinkles
    V = frack
    W = squirt
    X = humperdinck
    Y = hiney
    Z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. (You all will note I used my married name...sorry, but my maiden name would have made me Snickle LickinShorts ... and I'm so NOT going there...!!

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:03 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • sleezy chickentush? I never got those captain underpants books but my son liked them and it got him to read.
    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 10:07 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • cheesy fanny (you only went up to the letter g in the second step)
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:08 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • dorfus - tush thanks gosh this isn't a real name!
    semiwife

    Answer by semiwife at 10:08 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • I will fix that sorry ( OP)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:09 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    A = dippin
    B = feather
    C = b atty
    D = burger
    E = chicken
    F = barffy
    G = lizard
    H = waffle
    I = farkle
    J = monkey
    K = flippin
    L = fricken
    M = bubble
    N = rhino
    O = potty
    P = hamster
    Q = buckle
    R = gizzard
    S = lickin
    T = snickle
    U = chuckle
    V = pickle
    W = Hubble
    X = dingle
    Y = gorilla
    Z = girdle
    (sorry the 2 nd part did copy the first time )
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:12 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • so mine is now cheesy chucklefanny
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:13 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • dorfus - lickin - tush
    semiwife

    Answer by semiwife at 10:14 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • Snooty Chickennose
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 10:15 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

  • ewww semi is lickin tush lol
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:16 AM on Apr. 27, 2009

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