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whos on this morning?

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..

..the Wal-Mart manager runs over and unplugs the horse.

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 8:24 AM on Apr. 28, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • LMSAO!!!!
    Thank you for giving me a jump start to my day. :)
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 8:31 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • cute! :)
    mama_moonsong

    Answer by mama_moonsong at 8:29 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • :)
    bristle3kids

    Answer by bristle3kids at 8:31 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • Well, good morning Jodi ;)
    CarieP

    Answer by CarieP at 8:32 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • lol thats funny, good morning jodi (:
    tabbys4

    Answer by tabbys4 at 8:34 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • Ha! I love it!
    ajguinn

    Answer by ajguinn at 8:36 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • LOL! Thank you, Jodi! Good morning!
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 8:49 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • much better Jodi!
    mere417

    Answer by mere417 at 9:02 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

  • thanks mere and good morning to all
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 9:17 AM on Apr. 28, 2009

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