A man and woman are happily married except for his bad habit of farting in bed. She begged him to stop because the smell made her gag, but he said he couldn't stop...it was perfectly normal. She told him one day he would "blow his guts out", but still he continued to let them rip.
One Thanksgiving morning she devised a plan to get him back. While getting the turkey ready for dinner, she gathered the innards and carefully emptied them into her sleeping husband's underwear. She listened for his usual trumpeting fart, followed by a blood curdling scream. After about 20 minutes or so he ran downstairs with a look of horror on his face.
"What's wrong?"she asked stifling her laughter.
"You always told me I would blow my guts out, and I did, and it took me 20 minutes to get them back in!!"
at 10:24 PM on Apr. 30, 2009