Rearranging the laundry so it looks like you actually did some?
Mopping up a spill with your sock so you don't make a "clean spot" on the kitchen floor?
Convincing yourself that the visible-to-the-naked-eye bactria around your toilet is "good for your childrens' immune systems"?
Buying five pounds of sugar every week because you didn't check the pantry and forgot that you have seventeen fossiled bags of sugar in there already?
Using incense near the cat box instead of just changing it?
Allowing your burner drip pans to basically char away until there's nothing left but the rims?
Telling your son it's okay to go commando because he has no underwear that isn't a hardened ball of filth in the bottom of the shower you never use?
Good. Me too.
If not, feel free to rip on me; clearly I'm beyond caring. Just direct all snarky comments to me, the OP, Fistandantalus The Filthy!
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Answer by BradenIsMySon at 2:18 PM on May. 1, 2009
well i dont have a cat so no to the litter box one! but yes i am very guilty of the laundry thing! but i make it worse i forget that i have a load in the washer and when my husband is like what did you do today? i tell him im doing laundry and will wash the same load like 3 times! oops!! but i freak out on bathrooms so ours is always clean! but i agree with most everything on your list!! were human!
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