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Anyone heard this joke? TAILGATER...

A man was being tailgated by a stressed- out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door . She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. (con)


Asked by Nathskitten at 11:52 PM on May. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • lol! that is too funny and in most cases too true!

    Answer by lovelyli217 at 12:53 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.
    You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.'
    I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker,
    the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
    the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,
    and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

    Naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.'


    Answer by Nathskitten at 11:52 PM on May. 1, 2009

  • Thanks for making me laugh. lol

    Answer by NicMorgan at 11:54 PM on May. 1, 2009

  • hahaha

    Answer by vabchmommy at 11:55 PM on May. 1, 2009

  • That's cute,lol

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 12:00 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • OMG that is too funny!

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 12:01 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • LOL!! yeah, I've heard this one, that's why I drive like a Christian. :)

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:13 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • Good for him!!!
    Sadly, this happens everyday in America. Sad, isn't it?

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 8:43 AM on May. 2, 2009