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What Funny Things Did Your Parents Say to You...

when you were younger that you may or may not say to your kids now...

Here's what mine said...

I'm gonna slap you to sleep and dare you to snore
I'm gonna mash your mouth all over your face
If I have to stop this car you're gonna know it
Shut your mouth & eat
Eat & leave the food alone
I'm gonna beat your hind end til you can't sit down for a week
I'm gonna smack you so hard it'll make your toe nails rattle
I'm gonna smack you so hard your nose is gonna bleed buttermilk

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BlessedMommy64

Asked by BlessedMommy64 at 12:03 AM on May. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (20)
  • Be quiet and answer the question.

    saphire_eyes802

    Answer by saphire_eyes802 at 12:05 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • Be quiet and answer the question.



    lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:06 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • If you don't stop crying I'm gonna give you something to cry about.
    Southerncharmes

    Answer by Southerncharmes at 12:07 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • I'll give you something to cry about.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:07 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • My Mom used to say "Don't sing at the table you'll marry a crazy man" or "Shit fire and save matches",lol
    My Grandma used to say "It will heal before you get married"


    MrsLeftlane

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 12:09 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.

    If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!

    Because I said so, that's why.

    Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
    geminisummerz

    Answer by geminisummerz at 12:12 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • 1. I'm gonna slap you in the middle of next week.
    2. This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
    3.You wanna bucket for them tears.
    4. Don't make me pick out the switch
    5.If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:12 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • My parents never said anything like that, well maybe my mom would yell out "You're gonna see"! years later leave it to my brother to ask her "You always say that mom, what am I gonna see"? I guess she meant "he'll see stars" lol
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 12:16 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • Your ass is going to be grass.-never really understood that one.
    I'm going to bust ur butt.
    I'm going to knock the tar out of you.
    I'm sure there are more, but these are the ones that come to mind.
    NicMorgan

    Answer by NicMorgan at 12:17 AM on May. 2, 2009

  • MY grandma always used to say...."You can wish in one hand and S*&% in the other and see which one fills up faster." ahhahaahah.....if you need money go out in the street and hollar...
    hollymmm

    Answer by hollymmm at 12:21 AM on May. 2, 2009

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