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How does a Catholic go to heaven?

curious because it seems I hear an awful lot of different answers?

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 10:04 PM on May. 2, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (8)
  • Oh, I thought this was a joke. But there was no catch line! I guess they go just like anyone else goes?
    Buffie95

    Answer by Buffie95 at 10:05 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • They die. Just like everyone else.
    sarapurser

    Answer by sarapurser at 10:07 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • See, there are several doors. The first will say LUTHERNS enter here... Well, if you are a Luthern, you had better use that door. The second says, METHODISTS enter here, the third says CATHOLICS, the fourth says BAPTISTS, etc.. etc.... Just be sure to use the correct door or you will be screwed!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:08 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • find the elevator marked Catholic...hit the up button...the down button is for the weenie roast.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:09 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • what is purgatory?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:13 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • Purgatory is the elevator :) Catholics take longer to get to heaven so their elevator is called purgatory.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:16 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • Purgatory (Lat., "purgare", to make clean, to purify) in accordance with Catholic teaching is a place or condition of temporal punishment for those who, departing this life in God's grace, are, not entirely free from venial faults, or have not fully paid the satisfaction due to their transgressions.


    Doctrine

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:17 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • Learn something new every day. TY
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:26 PM on May. 2, 2009

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