(I thought this was cute)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and asks, 'Are you the
stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?? '
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........ I'm
your son's teacher.'
Answer by Anonymous at 11:40 PM on May. 2, 2009
Answer by jessicarae787 at 11:38 PM on May. 2, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 11:41 PM on May. 2, 2009
Answer by Owl_Feather at 11:42 PM on May. 2, 2009
LOL!!! I knew you would catch on when you read it a second time
Answer by VeronicaLee at 11:43 PM on May. 2, 2009
Oh yeah Owl Feather, I remember that commercial now! I thought it sounded familiar when my friend sent that to me.
Answer by VeronicaLee at 11:45 PM on May. 2, 2009
Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:52 PM on May. 2, 2009
Answer by Fallaya at 11:57 PM on May. 2, 2009