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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

(I thought this was cute)

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and asks, 'Are you the
stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?? '

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........ I'm
your son's teacher.'

 
VeronicaLee

Asked by VeronicaLee at 11:37 PM on May. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • wait his sons teacher is a stripper? lol i dont get it :[
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:40 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • hahahaha that's great
    jessicarae787

    Answer by jessicarae787 at 11:38 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! LOLOL sorry im slow
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:41 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • there's a commercial like this for minute maid juice. a woman sees a guy on the escalator saying "excuse me I think your the father of one of my kids". he says "oooh yes cancun 1990 (or whenever)" she goes uuuuh no. then he takes a drink of a huge gallon of juice in the next scene, starting over. and says "oh yes your daughter is in my class...sister mary catherine right?"
    Owl_Feather

    Answer by Owl_Feather at 11:42 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • LOL!!! I knew you would catch on when you read it a second time


    happy

    VeronicaLee

    Answer by VeronicaLee at 11:43 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • Oh yeah Owl Feather, I remember that commercial now! I thought it sounded familiar when my friend sent that to me.

    VeronicaLee

    Answer by VeronicaLee at 11:45 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • I didn't know this was a joke til I opened it! LMAO!
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:52 PM on May. 2, 2009

  • lol
    Fallaya

    Answer by Fallaya at 11:57 PM on May. 2, 2009

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