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You know you're a mom when...?

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You know you're a mom when...

-You're so sleep-deprived that you go to sleep with gum in your mouth and wake up with it in your hair.

-Instead of replacing the batteries in the baby's swing, you opt to push it with your foot.


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caitxrawks

Asked by caitxrawks at 10:54 AM on May. 3, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (77)
  • Poop and Pee is REALLY exciting!!!
    jessicasea

    Answer by jessicasea at 10:55 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • You count the sprinkles on each cupcake to make sure there even.
    jamesmommy12

    Answer by jamesmommy12 at 10:55 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • You only have time to shave one leg.
    jamesmommy12

    Answer by jamesmommy12 at 10:56 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • Your kid throws up at a birthday party and you keep eating.
    jamesmommy12

    Answer by jamesmommy12 at 10:56 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • love it!!! you know you're a mom when your kid is naked and poops on your dining room table when your on the phone with your insurance rep who's not a mom...
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:56 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • When you no longer sing the music you like, instead you find yourself singing the songs your kids toys do.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:56 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • you pick the little red plate out of the cupboard for dinner, instead of the adult dinner plates.
    BisketLiss

    Answer by BisketLiss at 10:57 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • when your two year old throws up in the mall outside of jc penney and you rush for a coat to be puked in to not mess up the mall floor
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:58 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • When you go to water your plants, pick up the watering can to fill it, and realize a colony of little people have inhabited your can when you was not looking.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:59 AM on May. 3, 2009

  • ...when you lick your finger to wipe off your child's face

    **I NEVER thought in a million years that I would do that, but I have**

    :D
    tangleballlover

    Answer by tangleballlover at 11:00 AM on May. 3, 2009

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