wth from the time i got up this morning things have been going extremely wrong. and it is just getting worse. am i cursed? omg i just want this day to be over already
okay heres what you do... get a small paper lunch bag (if you dont have one, a wal mart bag can be used) get the hair from your brush.. place it in the bag.
next get the dust bunnies from under your bed.. as you put them in the bag say "curse be gone"..
then go to the fridge.. remove at least 3 old items that have been in there way past their prime.. GENTLY place those in the bag (to avoid them mixing with the dust and hair) now close (or tie) the bag up hold it over your head and carry it toward the trash can while chanting "curse be gone.. great day ahead" over and over... then in a very festive way (this is totally up to you how you do this part) toss the bag in the trash..
go to the couch sit down and realize I just got you to clean, and totally took your bad day and turned it into something silly!
We all have bad days sweetie. you arent cursed, just a mommy. have a better day!
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