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Just a funny!

NSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
* Romance 9.5 and
* Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs , such as

* NHL 5.0,
* NFL 3.0 and
* Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the
system.

* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

 
pamelajqs

Asked by pamelajqs at 7:55 PM on May. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • haha thats funny!!! made me smile
    aubrees_mommie

    Answer by aubrees_mommie at 8:12 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • DEAR DESPERATE ,

    First, keep in mind,
    * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
    and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    * If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
    * Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
    Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
    your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 progra
    pamelajqs

    Answer by pamelajqs at 7:57 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
    and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
    * Cooking 3.0 and
    * Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Desperate

    Tech Support
    pamelajqs

    Answer by pamelajqs at 7:57 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • LMAO thanks I needed a good laugh

    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 8:13 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • hheheh wow you have alot of time on your hands heheheheheh;lol
    goatmom4

    Answer by goatmom4 at 8:33 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • Yea right, I didn't type that, I just copied and pasted from an email I got.LOL
    pamelajqs

    Answer by pamelajqs at 8:59 PM on May. 7, 2009

  • Too cute!!
    twinmom5253

    Answer by twinmom5253 at 9:31 PM on May. 7, 2009

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