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For my three year old...

He's recently decided he LOVES knock knock jokes. He heard one from my friends little girl who's 6. I can only remember the banana-banana-banana-orange one and the artichoke one. I've looked for knock knock joke books but can't find them.

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?

 
Crystal1124

Asked by Crystal1124 at 8:08 AM on May. 12, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (5)
  • Knock, knock
    who's there
    mosquito bit me
    mosquito bit me who
    knock, knock
    who's there
    mosquito bit me
    mosquito bit me who
    knock, knock
    who's there Andy
    Andy who
    Andy bit me again.

    Knock, knock
    who's there
    Olive
    Olive who
    Olive you.
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 10:15 AM on May. 12, 2009

  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ima
    Ima who?
    Ima gonna get ya

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Why are you crying?

    I can't think of any more right now, have fun!
    kustomkrochet

    Answer by kustomkrochet at 8:21 AM on May. 12, 2009

  • Try googling knock knock jokes, I am sure you will find a bunch of good ones there,
    CasualCandles

    Answer by CasualCandles at 8:22 AM on May. 12, 2009

  • My daughter made up her own (she turns 3 on Friday). It's not funny but it's so cute to hear her say it and giggle her butt off.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Apple and banana
    Apple and banana who
    Apple and banana home
    ReneeK3

    Answer by ReneeK3 at 9:46 AM on May. 12, 2009

  • My son made one up at halloween.

    knock knock
    whos there
    ghost
    ghost who
    a ghost says boo!

    its really quite clever and it makes me laugh hearing him laugh.
    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 10:02 AM on May. 12, 2009