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Not a question but I like how she thinks.

Mike was going to marry to Karen so his dad sat him down for a little chat. He said Mike let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants handed them to your Mother & said Here try these on. She did & said These are too big I can' t wear them. I replied Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems. Hmmm said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants & said to Karen Here try these on. She tried them on and said These are too large. They don't fit me. Mike said Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always will & I don't want you to ever forget that. Then Karen took off her panties & handed them to Mike she said Here you try on mine. He did and said I can't get into your panties. Karen said Exactly & if you don't change your smart-ass attitude you never will.

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Julia0331

Asked by Julia0331 at 6:15 PM on May. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • Thank you....i am laughing my ass off!!!!!! :D
    Iluvmygirlies42

    Answer by Iluvmygirlies42 at 6:17 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • HEE-HEE!!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:17 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • That was cute!!
    MrsLeftlane

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 6:18 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • That is wicked cute :)
    CarieP

    Answer by CarieP at 6:19 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • Perfect retaliation! I love it.
    Mom1Stepmom1

    Answer by Mom1Stepmom1 at 6:19 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • That's really good. ...if my mom were alive i'd tell her this story and she would love it.
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 6:21 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • omg thats hilarious!
    jody1130

    Answer by jody1130 at 6:29 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • LOL
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:35 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • LOVE IT!!!!

    Heard it before, but I STILL LOVE IT!!!
    TiccledBlue

    Answer by TiccledBlue at 7:07 PM on May. 13, 2009

  • good one!
    admckenzie

    Answer by admckenzie at 7:25 PM on May. 13, 2009

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