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Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS

Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

 
semiwife

Asked by semiwife at 12:02 PM on May. 14, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • LOL....I needed a good laugh because I just started and I'm sucking down the Tylenol and I feel witchy!
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 12:54 PM on May. 14, 2009

  • This is so right one! Thank you. I love it!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 12:09 PM on May. 14, 2009

  • Men -stral symtoms
    Men -tally frustrated
    Men-apausal
    All has to do with the men....lol
    mom_wrhsc

    Answer by mom_wrhsc at 12:11 PM on May. 14, 2009

  • You know what else PMS stands for? Putting Up w/Men's Shit! ha ha
    GMR

    Answer by GMR at 12:25 PM on May. 14, 2009

  • LMFAO.....yeah.
    Iluvmygirlies42

    Answer by Iluvmygirlies42 at 12:30 PM on May. 14, 2009

  • All of the above.
    Iluvmygirlies42

    Answer by Iluvmygirlies42 at 12:30 PM on May. 14, 2009

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