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The whys of men!!! This is so true and funny!!

Body: YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH



The Whys of Men

 
r00j04j08

Asked by r00j04j08 at 11:12 PM on May. 15, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • How do men exercise on the beach? (By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.)


    What did God say after creating man? (I can do so much better.)


    What should you give a man who has everything? (A woman to show him how to work it.)

    What do men and pantyhose have in common? (They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!)




    aubrees_mommie

    Answer by aubrees_mommie at 11:52 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

    (because they are plugged into a genius)

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    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

    (they don't have enough time)

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    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

    (they don't stop to ask directions)

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    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
    vapor lock)

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    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

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    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

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    r00j04j08

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 11:13 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
    laughter in your heart...

    Then you are just an old sour fart !

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    One for the ladies....

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
    his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the
    laundry room, he shouted to me,

    'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ...'



    And they say blondes are dumb..

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    r00j04j08

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 11:14 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • A couple is lying in bed.

    The man says,

    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

    The woman replies,

    'I'll miss you...'

    r00j04j08

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 11:14 PM on May. 15, 2009

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    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
    him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I
    pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

    AMEN

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    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.

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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
    for breath and calling your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

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    Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know
    .And send this to five bright me
    r00j04j08

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 11:15 PM on May. 15, 2009


  • 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as
    he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
    the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
    this?'

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
    sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

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    r00j04j08

    Answer by r00j04j08 at 11:15 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • very funny lol and sooo true.
    lorenzosgurl

    Answer by lorenzosgurl at 11:20 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • LOL, so very very true. Thanks! I needed a good laugh.
    sadira29

    Answer by sadira29 at 11:28 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • oh man i had a good laugh thanks i needed it
    ashleystoner86

    Answer by ashleystoner86 at 11:31 PM on May. 15, 2009

  • Wow thats hilarious
    Red_Mama0723

    Answer by Red_Mama0723 at 11:40 PM on May. 15, 2009

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