a man snezes and dane says "god bless you" hes not god, so he refuses to say "bless you" as hes not god and can not bless anyone- anyway the man turns around and says very scarcatically "im an atheist", dane thinks for a second, what is he supposed to say to this "after you die, nothing happends" so dane looks at him and is like "oh, really" and the man look at him and is like "oh your catholic" and the man starts explaning what happends to his body after it dies "I will be buried in the ground and become one with the earth, and come back as a beautiful tree" and Danes like
"really, wouldnt it be ironic when a huge sweaty man comes running though the woods with an ax, see him cuts him down, wraps a chain around him, drags him through the mud, pounds him into paper and prints the bible on him"
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