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we all have a mom in ur lives that sound like this- whether its ur mom a friends mom or u lol- who does this remind u of?

My Mother…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle ofnext week!”
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

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lovelyli217

Asked by lovelyli217 at 6:16 PM on May. 18, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    “You’ll sit there until all those peas are gone.”
    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
    “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
    13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
    “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
    “Stop acting like your father!”
    15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have a wonderful mom like you do.”
    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
    “Just wait until we ge
    lovelyli217

    Answer by lovelyli217 at 6:18 PM on May. 18, 2009

  • 17- cont- you are going to get it when you get home!"
    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway.”
    19. My mother taught me ESP.
    “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
    20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
    “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
    “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
    22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    “You’re just like your father.”
    23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
    “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
    24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand”
    25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
    “One d
    lovelyli217

    Answer by lovelyli217 at 6:19 PM on May. 18, 2009

  • This is really old chain letter e-mail.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:42 PM on May. 18, 2009

  • I think it's funny! Thanks!
    TeaAnderson

    Answer by TeaAnderson at 7:46 PM on May. 18, 2009

  • Its old, yes, but its funny. Thanks
    lstrickland

    Answer by lstrickland at 11:51 PM on May. 18, 2009

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