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OBAMA JOKES

I voted for him-but I LOVE jokes LOL
What does John F Kennedy, Abraham Lincon and Obama Have in commen?!?!



nothing.....YET (LOL)

 
judith_visco

Asked by judith_visco at 12:02 AM on May. 22, 2009 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (5)
  • not a joke but saw this...
    One
    Big
    Ass
    Mistake
    America

    your jokes were funny! why are all president jokes funny? really. no matter what side you are on, i laughed as hard on these as i did with others!
    trelyn

    Answer by trelyn at 12:18 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • General Motors has announced a plan to use its bail out money to acquire China-made vehicles to sell in the United States. They'll be called Obamobiles.

    Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

    A. The ink isn't dry yet.

    Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

    A. He accidently smoked it.
    Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
    A. Because it would be racist.

    Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
    A. He answers the door when the phone rings.

    Q. Why did Obama think that he had campaigned in 57 states?
    A. His heavy pot use has left him a brownie short of a full pan.

    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 12:14 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • My fav

    Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
    A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 12:15 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • HAHAHAHAHAA
    OMG- LOVE IT
    judith_visco

    Answer by judith_visco at 12:18 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • LMAO - I love it.
    sammiesmom2000

    Answer by sammiesmom2000 at 1:12 AM on May. 22, 2009