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Makes me think twice about doing it in the car, how about you!?


Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take

 
RhiannonHunt

Asked by RhiannonHunt at 11:39 AM on May. 22, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • There's a safe way to do it.

    Stop being ignorant prudes.

    But I agree that the cheater got what he deserved.
    BaisMom

    Answer by BaisMom at 1:45 PM on May. 22, 2009

  • take what? did you finish the story?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:42 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • My neighbors friend works in the ER in FT. Worth, Tx and she had a guy come in last week with his wife. She said she caught him cheating on her so she let it go for a couple days then when they were having sex one night, she shoved a nail in the hole of his penis! lol he had to have surgery to remove it.
    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 11:45 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • ......take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

    The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.



    sorry i didnt realize it didnt finish. i jsut copied and pasted!
    RhiannonHunt

    Answer by RhiannonHunt at 11:46 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Serves the bastard right, if only every adulterer got the same treatment!
    2-1CavWife

    Answer by 2-1CavWife at 11:46 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • omg..ow about the nail~! better than cutting it off like mrs bobbit I guess!
    RhiannonHunt

    Answer by RhiannonHunt at 11:47 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • OMG...OP that story is crazy! Sounds like something in a Quentin Tarantino movie and so does that one that Alysia wrote above...Holy crap!
    Dayija

    Answer by Dayija at 11:49 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • YUK!!!
    MrsLeftlane

    Answer by MrsLeftlane at 11:51 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • LMFAO
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:53 AM on May. 22, 2009

  • selfish to do that.
    a family got tboned in an intersection cause the mans GF was doing that to him. He was um enjoying it & ran an intersection. Killed a family
    Pull the HELL over l& do it. SELFISH SELFISH SELFISH
    ColtsFan1912

    Answer by ColtsFan1912 at 11:59 AM on May. 22, 2009

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