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How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Seriously. DUMB questions on here tonight.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:13 AM on May. 27, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Get it right, lol.
    Mom1Stepmom1

    Answer by Mom1Stepmom1 at 2:15 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day - 842 cords of wood.

    Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour-567cords of wood.

    Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 2416 cords

    (cord of wood is four feet high by eight feet long)


    HA! I have a woodpecker in my neighbor hood so I done got the figures on that one!
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 2:16 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • So do they not test for steroids in the wood chucking competition, cause you know that record holder was juiced up.
    Mom1Stepmom1

    Answer by Mom1Stepmom1 at 2:17 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • You must be the one who asked that last night cuz I answered it! Lol
    MadisonsMom0408

    Answer by MadisonsMom0408 at 2:18 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • Yep madison and guess what I tried to shoot the damn thing but I missed!
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 2:19 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • ROFLOL Mom1. Sorry. Didn't reread it after I typed it.
    I did not ask it last night. :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:19 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • Sorry, I was talking to ronjwake. . I didn't think to put her name til after I answered it! lol didn't work out too well for you either huh? darn woodchucks! haha
    MadisonsMom0408

    Answer by MadisonsMom0408 at 2:21 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • Yeah me and my boy will be waiting for the little creep tomorrow night :~)
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 2:23 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • Haha well I hope you have better luck than we did! Those freakin' things are annoying as hell. Do a couple practice shots during the day and hopefully you'll hit it dead on tomorrow night! lol
    MadisonsMom0408

    Answer by MadisonsMom0408 at 2:25 AM on May. 27, 2009

  • LOL I will be ready for his little pecker tomorrow night..LOL
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 2:26 AM on May. 27, 2009

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