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Anyone want to trade hubands?

Anyone want to trade hubands? I think I need a newer,improved model at least for a few days. He can't cook but he sure can eat, he don't do dishes but he sure can dirty them, he can't do laundry but he sure can leave a pile of them, he don't clean the toilet but he sure can make a mess of it,he don't clean the shower but he sure can use it,he gives me a lot of oral sex---He says fuck you when he's mad at me.
Wanna trade for the weekend?

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ronjwake

Asked by ronjwake at 1:08 AM on May. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Mines the same so it wouldn't be fair for either one of us....bummer. I was just thinkng of donating mine to someone to get rid of him =)
    calliesmommie

    Answer by calliesmommie at 1:10 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • I'll trade just for the oral, lol. My dh can cook and does his own laundry. I should warn you though he works long weird hours so be prepared for 3 am phone calls. Also when he is home he just sits on his butt and plays solitare or watches tv.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:12 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • I think I might put mine on ebay and try to get a few bucks out of him but then again, how in the hell would I ship him? Oh never mind, I guess I am stuck with him...
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 1:14 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • they should do a husband swap like they do wife swap. then we all might appreciate our men a little more lol
    bonnie-jo

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 1:14 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • they should do a husband swap like they do wife swap. then we all might appreciate our men a little more lol

    No We should volunteer for Wife Swap so THEY can appreciate US more....I do all the appreciating I need to do dammit.
    calliesmommie

    Answer by calliesmommie at 1:17 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • Trade for what?
    cjbj08

    Answer by cjbj08 at 1:20 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • I would try to the husband swap but I would probably get kicked by the other wife..LOL
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 1:22 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • groomI'll just give mine to ya, want a couple of kids too? no payback necessary LOL

    luvschocolate

    Answer by luvschocolate at 1:31 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • No, but I'll takes yours. I don't have a husband so if he is warm and has a heartbeat, I'll take him.
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 1:43 AM on May. 30, 2009

  • Gigi you made me spit my soda @ has a heartbeat comment! Warn me when you are gonna say this shit! LMAO
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 1:46 AM on May. 30, 2009

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