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To lighten the mood....

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out "CROSS."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to
say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 yr old granny stood up & began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

Don't you love lil' ol' church ladies?
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Laura1229

Asked by Laura1229 at 1:32 PM on Jun. 5, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (9)
  • lol
    katie_s1

    Answer by katie_s1 at 1:33 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • LOL
    MaryJane849

    Answer by MaryJane849 at 1:39 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • lol!!!!!!!
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 1:48 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • LOL
    May-20

    Answer by May-20 at 1:56 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • LOLOL!!! That was good. Thanks for the chuckle!
    jennijune_21

    Answer by jennijune_21 at 2:36 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • ROLF I just love that!
    isabellalecour

    Answer by isabellalecour at 3:23 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • HAHAHAHA thats great, thank you!
    Amaranth361

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 3:46 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • The Pastor at my old church said one Sunday that Aunt Jenny (a woman almost in her 90's) had asked him if she could pick the hymns for that day. When he told her Yes, she said, "I'll take him, him and him"

    Aunt Jenny laughed at that joke harder than anyone :-)
    MrsHart6

    Answer by MrsHart6 at 7:04 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Thank you!!! LMAO!!!!
    witchqueen

    Answer by witchqueen at 10:29 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

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