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how to really piss off the bill collectors!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:42 PM on Jun. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:42 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Love the memo field!
    deadheadjen

    Answer by deadheadjen at 2:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
    TheDiva320

    Answer by TheDiva320 at 2:44 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Tell them that the person they are calling for has died or moved out. then make them feel really bad and start crying. thats what I did when people kept calling to talk to my boyfriend, I told them that he left me and I started crying. lol
    Alysia_Moore

    Answer by Alysia_Moore at 2:47 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • lol whats funny is that its a valid math equation too. lets hope the people receiving this check are math experts! :P
    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 2:47 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • How about paying your bills on time? that will not only piss them off, that twill put them out of bussiness.
    bebita

    Answer by bebita at 2:48 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Love it!!!!!

    I give the phone to my toddler....he'll stay on the phone alllllll daaaaay loooong if you let him.....works with telemarketers too!!!!!!!!
    ivebcummymother

    Answer by ivebcummymother at 2:50 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • omg that was hilarious, its been up for a while now, here is the story to go with it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs
    katie_s1

    Answer by katie_s1 at 2:53 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • I like what I saw on Jerry Seinfeld. A telemarketer called and he said "Well, I'm busy right now, can I call you back later?" The telemarketer said that he was about to get off work and Jerry said "Well, let me get your phone number and I will call YOU later" Then Jerry says "Oh, so you don't want to be bothered at home? Well, now you know how I feel."
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 3:25 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • OMG that is funny
    RCrohn

    Answer by RCrohn at 3:28 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

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