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What do your kids call their "private parts"?

I have 2 boys and they call their stuff their "winky" and their "boys"!!!

Just curious as to what cute, funny names your kids have for their parts!!

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Asked by Bethsunshine at 8:18 PM on Jun. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Boy parts, peeper, and of course my two year old calls his a wiener because his ten year old brother calls it that.
    Usually the first two.

    Answer by Nathskitten at 8:20 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • pee pee and balls!

    Answer by TMJ121099 at 8:21 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Pee pee ---- for my boy

    Tee Tee ----for my girl.

    You will have tons of posts on here about "how they should call it the proper name" and people getting all high and mighty because their two year old can say Vagina and penis.

    I think that it sounds rude coming out of a 2 or 3 year olds mouth. They can learn the correct terminology in Biology class. ;)

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:21 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • my lo isn't old enough to talk yet but we call it her hoo ha

    Answer by coala at 8:21 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • my SO wants our little boy to call his a *dooder*.. lol.... ive never heard of it called that before but he said that's what his mom taught him...

    ive always thought to call a boys a pee pee and a girls a tootie... or nu nu

    Answer by rainylittlebug at 8:23 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • my 4yo son calls it a 'penis' 48yo DH calls it a 'peepee'. go figure.

    Answer by thehairnazi at 8:24 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • I have 3 sons.
    Ive heard the terms PeePee, Tallywhacker(my fav LOL), and Penis come from them.

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 8:24 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • I was watching home videos of when i was little, and i called it my "jiney" like "jye-nee" haha

    Answer by CamiiiCompasion at 8:25 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • Vagina and Penis. We teach the correct names.

    Answer by IzzeAddy at 8:29 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

  • when my son was just learning to talk, he called it a peanut but now thats he is older he calls it a wienie or a penis.. depends on who he is talking too

    Answer by shorty13417 at 8:38 PM on Jun. 5, 2009

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