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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon! "The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

 
dennysgirl07

Asked by dennysgirl07 at 7:55 PM on Jun. 6, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

    She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:56 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 7:55 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • There's this blonde out for a walk.. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 7:55 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida???
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:56 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

    A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.

    What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

    Hey! Watch this...

    Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?

    A: They trip over the strings.
    sweetstkissez22

    Answer by sweetstkissez22 at 8:07 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • Young man goes into the pharmacists and asks to get a box of condoms. The pharmacists asks, how many would you like? They come in boxes of 8, 12 or 24. The guy says, You had better give me the big box because we are going to be doing it Alot! So, later that day he is over to his girlfriends having dinner with her parents for the first time. They sit down to eat and the guy asks if HE can say the blessing. Afterwards his girlfriend leans over and whispers, "you didn't tell me you were religeous" . He answers, "you didn't tell ME your father was a pharmacist !"
    mountainmom42

    Answer by mountainmom42 at 8:10 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • hahaha mountainmom42 that was HILARIOUS!
    dennysgirl07

    Answer by dennysgirl07 at 8:16 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • LMAO mountainmom42 that was too funny!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:25 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”
    The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
    The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
    The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
    aubrees_mommie

    Answer by aubrees_mommie at 8:26 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

  • rofl mountainmom42 that was great
    ilovemyboys21

    Answer by ilovemyboys21 at 8:31 PM on Jun. 6, 2009

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