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wanna hear a joke about 4 Catholic ladies?

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:38 PM on Jun. 7, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

Answers (14)
  • LOL that is just wrong....funny, but wrong.
    ColleenF30

    Answer by ColleenF30 at 5:39 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • laughingthanks for the laugh:)

    rubipresiosa1

    Answer by rubipresiosa1 at 5:41 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • LOL Verry Funny!! time for laughs..got ne more!?
    sweetstkissez22

    Answer by sweetstkissez22 at 5:42 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • ya that was wrong but it was funny and my mom liked it to. I just had to call her and tell her it.
    raemommy

    Answer by raemommy at 5:43 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • That isnt wrong, omg . It was fantasitclly FUNNY
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:44 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • LOL Thanks, we all needed a lighter mood around here.
    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 5:45 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • I better add I am Catholic. I get jokes from my grandmother all the time. She is Catholic as well.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:46 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • good one.
    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 5:47 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • Good one.
    bella69147

    Answer by bella69147 at 5:55 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

  • Love it!

    Here's another. Two nuns were driving through Transylvania. A vampire stood in the road and blocked their car. The nun who was driving told the other nun, "Roll down your window and show him you're cross." The nun rolled down her window and yelled, "Hey! You are making me so angry!"

    (heh! Funnier when said aloud. )
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 5:58 PM on Jun. 7, 2009

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