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You want some pagan funny onliners? You liked the Catholic ones yesterday

What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?

Someone who worships the tree that is not there.


What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician?

Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veternarian?

Someone who worships the bark of the tree that is not there.


What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?

Self-Cleaning Coven

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:40 PM on Jun. 8, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

Answers (7)
  • hehehe
    kryssie78

    Answer by kryssie78 at 4:45 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • good

    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 4:46 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • LOL...funny!!
    sweetstkissez22

    Answer by sweetstkissez22 at 4:49 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • LOL!
    geminilove

    Answer by geminilove at 5:06 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • good ones
    admckenzie

    Answer by admckenzie at 5:11 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • Cute!!
    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 5:34 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

  • Self cleaning coven... That's great! I have to remember that!
    SabrinaMBowen

    Answer by SabrinaMBowen at 8:13 PM on Jun. 8, 2009

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