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another morning joke about bra shopping

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 10:07 AM on Jun. 11, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (5)
  • stop with the stupid jokes already, seriously
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:12 AM on Jun. 11, 2009

  • If you have better one put it up then
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:20 AM on Jun. 11, 2009

  • no, this is a QUESTION section, not a stupid joke section
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:24 AM on Jun. 11, 2009

  • fighting over a darn joke gesh
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:43 AM on Jun. 11, 2009

  • Really this is for just for fun section so jokes are aloud if you don't like what i put then don't read i which really i didn't ask you for your b!tchesness anyway go get laid since you are a crab @$$
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:46 AM on Jun. 11, 2009

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