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Want to read a funny joke? Here it is......

Want to read a funny joke??
Turner Brown
little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?”

In a very weak voice the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said turn around

 
aubrees_mommie

Asked by aubrees_mommie at 10:36 PM on Jun. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (5)
  • haha! thanks i needed a good laugh tonight :)
    momnc28341

    Answer by momnc28341 at 10:42 PM on Jun. 13, 2009

  • HA ha ha ha..lol

    turn around!
    Nathskitten

    Answer by Nathskitten at 10:38 PM on Jun. 13, 2009

  • lol thanks for the laugh :)
    Farrahann

    Answer by Farrahann at 10:39 PM on Jun. 13, 2009

  • LOL!!!!!!
    Scoobersmom

    Answer by Scoobersmom at 10:41 PM on Jun. 13, 2009

  • lol
    LaurenKaye29

    Answer by LaurenKaye29 at 10:50 PM on Jun. 13, 2009