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It's Tuesday! Thought this was good for a giggle!

A very lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:


HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.


On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door just to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair He had no arms and no legs.


The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!'
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don 't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed?'


The old man leaned back, beamed a big smi

 
mommystiebler

Asked by mommystiebler at 2:38 PM on Jun. 16, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • LOL....almost lost my mouthful of rootbeer on that one....LOL.
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 6:47 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
    mommystiebler

    Answer by mommystiebler at 2:39 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • Lmao! that was funny mommystiebler, good one.
    Angeleyez08

    Answer by Angeleyez08 at 2:41 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • LOL Good one :)
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 2:46 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • very cute
    my2kids312

    Answer by my2kids312 at 2:49 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • Cute, thanks for the laugh!
    sadira29

    Answer by sadira29 at 3:02 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • thank you for the laugh
    naturepeace

    Answer by naturepeace at 3:09 PM on Jun. 16, 2009