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You know you're a Momma when...

You know you're a Momma when you're totally cool with catching anything coming out of your childs mouth.

Now yall make one. Its fun and cute...And I bet someones answer will make us laugh!

 
MommaWoods

Asked by MommaWoods at 9:14 PM on Jun. 16, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (29)
  • DON'T LICK THE WINDOWS!
    DON'T EAT THAT BUG!
    GET OFF YOUR SISTER!
    DON'T DRINK THE TOILET WATER! EEWWW!
    YOU DID WHAT IN THE TUB??

    are some things you'd never thought you'd ever say
    armywife43

    Answer by armywife43 at 9:38 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • When you find spit up in your hair and dont bother to shower it out right away.
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 9:16 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • ...you throw on some clothes to go to the movies and realize after the fact that you have a spit-up stain on your top.

    ...you've had something thrown in the toilet.

    ...you load up on boxes of mac-n-cheese and popsicles.
    ReneeK3

    Answer by ReneeK3 at 9:17 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • when your happy when you picked a big buger out of your kids nose
    looovemybabies

    Answer by looovemybabies at 9:18 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • when you reach into your pocket/purse at the grocery store or any other public place and find a pacifier.
    CarolynBarnett

    Answer by CarolynBarnett at 9:19 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • You can no longer sleep all night.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:20 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • when you shamelessly use your shirt/sleeve to wipe a dirty nose or mouth.
    Amaranth361

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 9:20 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • when a soon to be new mom gives you "the look" when you're chasing your 2yr old around the store, and you think "oh just you wait"...lol
    Your tub has become a toilet numerous times
    when you look at your living room full of toys and you think, "why even bother picking them up, when it's gonna be there again tomorrow?"
    When everyone around you is freaking out cuz your 10mnth old is choking on food, wondering if they should call 911, while you're calm and collective self takes care of it on your own.
    When you silently want to kick your 2yr old in the butt, but you just frown and give them a firm "NO"
    putting a child's hair up was never a problem, until you had your own daughter. that's a fight in itself
    you're singing along to every cartoon that comes on. you make sure you have them all recorded or on dvd, cuz God forbid the cable goes out!
    you find yourself on CM filling questions like this out.
    armywife43

    Answer by armywife43 at 9:21 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • When you leave to go out and have mommy time and you brought the diaper bag not your purse.

    When you get out of the car and go to get the baby out of the car seat and then realize that the baby at home with daddy.
    Yes i have done both : )
    raemommy

    Answer by raemommy at 9:23 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

  • When you find the words,"I'm going to turn this car around...." coming out of your very own mouth :)
    ajguinn

    Answer by ajguinn at 9:23 PM on Jun. 16, 2009

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