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Wanna hear a really cute joke?

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."

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stvmen88

Asked by stvmen88 at 4:04 PM on Jun. 19, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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  • Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

    Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

    However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.

    "Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
    This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
    the Graham guy is saving everybody,
    and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."
    stvmen88

    Answer by stvmen88 at 4:05 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • LOL
    MaryJane849

    Answer by MaryJane849 at 4:07 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • HAHAHAHAHA, good one.
    Amaranth361

    Answer by Amaranth361 at 4:11 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • lol.. hahahaha... good joke.
    bonn777

    Answer by bonn777 at 4:30 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • Hahahaa, I don't even believe in hell and i thought that was funny!
    -Ashley
    spiritguide_23

    Answer by spiritguide_23 at 4:48 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • LOL that really is cute
    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 4:59 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • LOL! Ooops... Dr Pepper came out my nose! LOL!
    saphire_eyes802

    Answer by saphire_eyes802 at 5:00 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • That was funny!
    dragonfly7271

    Answer by dragonfly7271 at 9:19 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

  • that was cute
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 10:33 PM on Jun. 19, 2009

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