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Cussing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals

throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of

normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,

this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately

express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases

have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information

can continue in an effective manner.
Please give me some time to finish posting this goodness gracious~

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:34 AM on Jun. 21, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (14)
  • You are cracking me up! This is the most entertained I've been all night..
    AprilDJC

    Answer by AprilDJC at 2:38 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • KIss my bung hole... Ahh ha ha ha ha!
    Nathskitten

    Answer by Nathskitten at 2:40 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • Number 14
    TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
    INSTEAD OF: Fick it, I'm on salary.

    Number 15
    TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
    INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your bungholio.

    Number 16
    TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
    INSTEAD OF: This poopy job sucks.

    Number 17
    TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
    INSTEAD OF: Who the fack died and made you boss?

    Number 18
    TRY SAYING:S He's somewhat insensitive.
    INSTEAD OF: SHe's a dooshbag.

    Thank You,
    Human Resources
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:40 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • I actually did lol at "eat poopy and die" lmao
    AprilDJC

    Answer by AprilDJC at 2:41 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • Number 10
    TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
    INSTEAD OF: Why my goodness gracious didn't you tell me sooner?

    Number 11
    TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues....
    INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his crack hole.

    Number 12
    TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
    INSTEAD OF: Eat poopy and die.

    Number 13
    TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
    INSTEAD OF: Kiss my bung hole.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:41 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • Number 1
    TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the holy heck you're doing.

    Number 2
    TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
    INSTEAD OF: She's a facking doosh.

    Number 3
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF: And when the holy heck do you expect me to do this?

    Number 4
    TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
    INSTEAD OF: No facking way..
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:42 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • Photobucket
    Nathskitten

    Answer by Nathskitten at 2:44 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • Number 5
    TRY SAYING: Really?
    INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sitting on me!

    Number 6
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with.....
    INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a ship.

    Number 7
    TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
    INSTEAD OF: It's not my flicking problem.

    Number 8
    TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
    INSTEAD OF: WTF?

    Number 9
    TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
    INSTEAD OF: This poo poo won't work.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:44 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • HaHa I found something for the anon stalker:


    AprilDJC

    Answer by AprilDJC at 2:47 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

  • LMAO!!!
    Starfire73

    Answer by Starfire73 at 2:51 AM on Jun. 21, 2009

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