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Florida weird laws

Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:12 AM on Jun. 28, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (5)
  • I was fine until I got to the porcupine one. That would be painful!
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 12:13 AM on Jun. 28, 2009

  • I live in FL. I have to stop screwing my porcupine to get my elephant off the parking meter. Thanks for the warning!

    MAUREEN55

    Answer by MAUREEN55 at 12:15 AM on Jun. 28, 2009

  • odd since the FL legislature is just now trying to make it a law to have sex with animals. Right now it's not according to our local paper. I guess they think a porcupine isn't an animal!
    admckenzie

    Answer by admckenzie at 12:17 AM on Jun. 28, 2009

  • ronj... I am sorry but I am going to have to tell your giraffe about the porcupine.
    Nathskitten

    Answer by Nathskitten at 12:17 AM on Jun. 28, 2009

  • Wow. I live in FL. those are priceless.
    MommyLee08

    Answer by MommyLee08 at 12:17 AM on Jun. 28, 2009

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