I'm starting my diet tomorrow and I need some diet humor to keep me inspired.
Please finish the phrase above with something you think is funny.
Here's a few of mine...
You know you need to lose weight..
when you do push ups & your stomach refuses to leave the floor
when you consider tying your shoes an exercise
when they stop asking if "you want fries with that"... of course you do & they know it
when when your nuvaring is too tight
when your panyhose catch on fire from your legs rubbing together
when the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
when your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
when your drivers license says picture continued on the back
when you go to the zoo & the elephants throw you peanuts
when your belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters
when you swear by the Garlic Diet: You don't lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance
Asked by Anonymous at 6:21 PM on Jun. 28, 2009 in Diet & Fitness
Answer by HisMommySince07 at 6:22 PM on Jun. 28, 2009
Answer by shanlaree at 8:29 PM on Jun. 28, 2009
Answer by heavenlypeace at 9:29 PM on Jun. 28, 2009