I posted this earlier, need more feedback!
I'm starting my diet tomorrow and I need some diet humor to keep me inspired.
Please finish the phrase above with something you think is funny.
Here's a few of mine...
You know you need to lose weight..
when you do push ups & your stomach refuses to leave the floor
when you consider tying your shoes an exercise
when they stop asking if "you want fries with that"... of course you do & they know it
when when your nuvaring is too tight
when your panyhose catch on fire from your legs rubbing together
when the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
when your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
when your drivers license says picture continued on the back
when you go to the zoo & the elephants throw you peanuts
when your belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters
when you swear by the Garlic Diet: You don't lose weight, you jus
Asked by Anonymous at 9:24 PM on Jun. 28, 2009 in Diet & Fitness
Answer by sadira29 at 9:27 PM on Jun. 28, 2009
ooops! Supposed to say... When you swear by the garlic diet: you don't lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance.
Answer by Anonymous at 9:28 PM on Jun. 28, 2009
Answer by zorrokat at 8:58 PM on Jun. 29, 2009
Answer by rkoloms at 10:02 PM on Jun. 29, 2009
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