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Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the
light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the lo


Asked by Nathskitten at 6:02 PM on Jun. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • For some reason I was picturing Betty White while reading that joke which made it that much more funnier.

    Answer by luvmygrlz at 1:37 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
    What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
    Everyone started honking!
    I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
    loving people.
    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
    There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
    yelling something about a sunny beach.
    I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
    stuck up in the air.
    I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
    He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
    Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
    and gave him the good luck sign right back.
    My grandson burst out laughing.
    Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

    Answer by Nathskitten at 6:03 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
    they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
    when I noticed the light had changed.
    So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
    through the intersection..
    I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
    before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
    them after all the love we had shared.
    So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
    Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
    for such wonderful folks!!

    Will write again soon,

    Love, Grandma

    Answer by Nathskitten at 6:03 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • Funny :)

    Answer by MomAt15woah at 6:20 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • lol very funny ..thanks

    Answer by rubipresiosa1 at 6:33 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • LMAO!!!!

    Answer by Starfire73 at 6:43 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • OMG....I'm laughing so loudly my family thinks I'm crazy!
    I just LOVE the Hawaiian good luck sign....LOL!!!
    Thanks for making my evening {{HUGS}} :)

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 7:04 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • ROFL!

    Answer by Christina807 at 7:40 PM on Jun. 30, 2009

  • LMAO- too cute!

    Answer by noel24 at 1:29 AM on Jul. 2, 2009