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A funny thing happened when I went to the doctor.....

So I finally decided that I was in enough pain to go about what I think is a UTI. I wait there with all these sick people and hope it isn't going to be too expensive because I have to pay cash. I have been to the doctor 2 times in the past 10 years, the Dr. walks in and he is so handsome I was floored! He looked like a young Johnny Depp. He asks whats wrong and then asks me "Is there any chance you could be pregnant"? I said "Absolutely not". He then writes something down and looks up at me with those sexy eyes and asks "What makes you so sure you're not pregnant"? I turned beet red and just blurted out "Because I haven't had sex in almost 4 years"! He kind of smirked and then asked "Are you on birth control"? I was like "No" he asks "why not"? OMG I was so embarrassed! What would you have said?


Asked by Gigi1969 at 1:34 AM on Jul. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I would have asked him if he wanted to give me a reason to be on birth control if ya know what I mean

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 2:01 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • I would have said the same thing. lol but i dont see why he would ask why not when you said its been that long and your not having sex....

    Answer by Shelii at 1:35 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Well, with my attitude, I would have looked at him like he was stupid and said "BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX FOR 4 YEARS!!!!!"

    Answer by AllAboutKeeley at 1:36 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • That is funny! Maybe he was hitting on you.

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:38 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • i woulda had a smart ass comment too about not having sex so whats the point of being on birth control

    Answer by alexis_06 at 1:38 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • ya i would have asked if he understood me when i said its been 4 yrs since i've had sex. then if i had the gall i would have asked if maybe i should go on birth control and go out on a date with him.

    Answer by vabchmommy at 1:40 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • i wouldve def said well i think no sex for 4 yrs is birth control enough if you ask me haha

    Answer by kuuipo317 at 1:47 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

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    Answer by Anonymous at 1:47 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • LOL! No a handsome young Dr. is NOT gonna hit on ugly ol' me but I should add that he urged me to get a pap smear right then and there and I gave him that "naw, that's ok I'll wait" he then says we have a female practitioner that comes on Fridays and I said,"Oh, ok then I'll come back on Friday because I haven't had a man look down there in years". (another dumb comment but I was flustered)!

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 1:48 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Gigi you are funny. Did you figure out the problem at least?

    Answer by SusieD250 at 1:52 AM on Jul. 1, 2009