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Does a mans woody get bigger in the morning or night?

Is an erection like weight? Is it more accurate in the morning?
Does it fluxate?

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Asked by ronjwake at 2:28 AM on Jul. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • lmao I am going to be starring at my husbands penis every morning and night now to see if i can see the difference I always thought it was the same size. Do you think he would find me crazy if he woke up to my using a tape measure on his wood?

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 2:33 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • The closer my mouth is too it, the bigger it gets. Such a weird coincidence.

    Omg, that was SO a guy thing to think! My husband has rubbed off on me a bit too much.:)

    Answer by StefanieN84 at 2:34 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • ROFLMAO, that was the funniest piggiest man response EVER!

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:36 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Everything weighs less when we are closer to the moon so I say the morning Woody (while inconvenient when a man has to pee) is quite convenient when he nudges you awake with it. What you do with it after that is up to you.

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 2:45 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • I think it's bigger in the morning and only after all those crazy sex dreams they tend to have.

    Answer by 07lilmama1108 at 3:03 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • LMAO I don't know the answer but I must say this is the most entertaining question I've seen all day!

    Answer by Mina2904 at 3:16 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • lol its a funny question. i think it is hardder in the moring. my hubby is soild

    Answer by aprilsalcro at 3:26 AM on Jul. 1, 2009

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