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What's a joke about your religion - inspired by having fun question

Rules: Keep it clean, and preferably about your own faith (it's about laughing at ourselves and not others).

For mine you need some background. A high councilman is an area leader in my church. And about once a month or two one will come to a congregation and give a 15-30 minute talk (or sermon). The stereotype is that these talks are always very boring.

Okay now that you know that.

Did you hear about the high councilman who dreamed he was giving a talk, and when he woke up - he was.


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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:51 PM on Jul. 1, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

Answers (17)
  • What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...

    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!

    Q: What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
    A: A Self-Cleaning Coven

    Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
    Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!
    Emuu

    Answer by Emuu at 9:59 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    MandyOs

    Answer by MandyOs at 10:13 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Agnostic people are just atheists without balls :D
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 10:15 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Athiesm it is for people to lazy to get out of bed on Sunday.
    Alanaplus3

    Answer by Alanaplus3 at 10:28 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 10:30 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • I only drive this because the kids kept falling off the broom. (Bumper Sticker)
    2autisticsmom

    Answer by 2autisticsmom at 10:38 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • Hummmm...NP...that looks familiar...


    But anyway,

    How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Druids don't screw in light bulbs...they screw in stone circles!

    How many FamTrad (FAMily TRADition) Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
    "Candles were good enough for our ancestors!"

    How many Dianic (feminist) Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
    "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

    How many Solitary Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
    duh
    MamaK88

    Answer by MamaK88 at 11:15 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • What is a witch's favorite snack?

    PAN pizza

    pnwmom

    Answer by pnwmom at 11:22 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" The driver is understandably hesistant but so the driver finally lets up.

    The Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

    "Chief, I have a problem," says the cop. "I pulled over this guy for speeding but it's someone really important. "

    "Who?" ask the chief, "the mayor? the govener? the president?"

    "No, " said the cop "someone more important"

    "Who's more important than the president" asks the chief?

    "I don't know," says the cop "but he's got the Pope driving for him!"
    eringobrough

    Answer by eringobrough at 11:22 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

  • A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.
    "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says.
    "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man.
    "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.

    pnwmom

    Answer by pnwmom at 11:27 PM on Jul. 1, 2009

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